I am so grateful that we have lawmakers that find it necessary to make the dumbest thing in the world law. Well, I suppose I cant put all the blame on lawmakers. I'm sure there was a "concerned" citizen that helped to put these laws on the books. Do you know why we have laws like these? They are there for stupid people. They are there for people that don't have enough common sense to think on their own. Laws like these usually come about after someone has done, or attempted to do, one or more of the following.
It is against the law to fish from horseback.( Someone probable did this, fell off their horse and got hurt; now its a law. Jackass!!)
It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon.
Birds have the right of way on all highways.
A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence. ( Well that's just not right. If more women new about this law, wives would break the law just to remind their husband who is in charge. I don't like this one at all! )
It is a felony to persistently tread on the cracks between paving stones on the sidewalk of a state highway. ( HUH).
It’s legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list.
It is considered an offense to hunt whales.(Seriously, why is this even on Utah law books? Did someone go out to Utah lake or The Great Salt Lake and start hunting whales?)
No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.(Now they are just taking the fun out of it!)
32A-12-207. Unlawful sale or supply during emergency.
(1) A
person may not sell, offer to sell, or otherwise
furnish or supply any alcoholic product in an area during a period of emergency proclaimed by the governor to exist in the area.
(2) This section does not apply if, in the judgment of the governor, the emergency does not require suspension of sale or supply of alcoholic beverages, and the emergency proclamation so provides.
Renumbered and Amended by Chapter 23, 1990 General Session
Individuals may not possess beer in
containers larger than two liters unless they are a retailer. Boxing matches that allow biting are not allowed.
76-6-105. Causing a catastrophe.
(1) Any
person who by explosion, fire,
flood,
avalanche, collapse of a building, release of poison gas, radioactive
material, or other harmful or destructive force or substance, or by any
other means, causes a widespread injury or damage to persons or property
is guilty of causing a catastrophe.
(2) Causing a catastrophe is a felony of the second degree if the person causes it knowingly and a class A misdemeanor if caused recklessly.
Enacted by Chapter 196, 1973 General Session
Women may not swear. ( That's right, keep it clean ladies! )
Daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor. ( I think the church may be responsible for this one. Or a jealous girlfriend.)
In Provo,Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine.(Cry babies)
No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin.
Auctions may not be advertised by hiring trombone players to play on the street.
In Tremonton, It is illegal to have sex in a
moving ambulance and if you are caught the guy is let go and the woman
is punished and her name appears in the newspaper. ( HaHaHa! This one is just to funny)
In Trout Creek, Pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches.
12-7-5: KEEPING MORE THAN ONE COW PROHIBITED; PERMIT REQUIRED TO KEEP ONE COW:
It is unlawful for any
person to keep within the limits of the City more than one cow, and any person keeping such cow shall obtain from the County
Health Department
a permit which shall be issued without cost to the applicant and which
shall be in force up to January 1 next following its issuance. All
stables, barns, yards, feeding and milking equipment,
appliances and appurtenances shall be subject to the inspection of the County Health Department or its authorized representative, at all reasonable hours, and shall be kept in a clean and sanitary condition.
(1979 Code � 8.24.050; amd. 1999 Code)
Thank you lawmakers for keeping us all safe from our selves and for wasting our money on crap like this.